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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain

Euro trip update!!! I think I’ve made my final decision. From Lithuania I’ll now be heading to Barcelona and from there I’ll be going to Lanzarote. We’ll be staying at Spice Lanzarote for a few days, so if any of my European fans are around, come visit! It’s going to be a blast. It’s pretty […]

My humps

I have my second golf lesson tonight. My instructor was super impressed with me at my last one and he said I had the best swing in the class! Albeit was a class of four, but still! I’ve never golfed before, so apparently I’m a natural. Yay! 🙂 🙂 🙂 As for my Euro trip, […]

FORE!

hello friends! I’ve decided that it’s time for me to learn how to play golf. It looks like such a fun, relaxing sport. What better way to spend the day than to get drunk in the middle of the afternoon and drive around in those cute little carts? Apparently drinking and driving is acceptable in […]